Sux 4 Me!
So if you don't know what SUX 4 ME is, it's basically when people submit stories anonymously about when they had a "sux 4 me" moment! Yes, this idea was inspired by 4TNZ
At school I was with my classmates & we were going to to the cafeteria but we knew there wasn't enough seats so we ran mad fast to get one & I made it & got my own seat! But sadly, my friend didn't get a chair so I shared mines with her. She yelled, "MOVE OVER" but I had no space left so she pushed me! My hip started to hurt & everyone kept laughin at me. I mean really, did I really deserve that?!
OMG! Today I was on a boat with my school (we were in small groups) and I was with my crush! We then saw a SHARK and panicked! WORST OF ALL MY CRUSH THREW ME IN! I WAS ALMOST EATEN ALIVE! Sux 4 Me!
OMG! Today my mom (who was drunk) made a Facebook account and she added everyone from my school! She posted up naked pictures and was flirting with my crush! NOT ONLY THAT BUT SHE TOLD EVERYONE TO DELETE ME AND THEY DID! Worst drunk mom ever! Sux 4 Me!
OMG! At graduation today I was making a speech when all of a sudden my crush threw a tomato at my boobs and said that he would never go out with me! Worst of all it was in front of EVERYONE even my parents! Not only that, but I was RED like a tomato! Now people call me red tomato...on the last day we would ever see each other again! SUX 4 ME!
OMG! Today my crush asked me out and I said yes! After three periods he broke up with me because he thought it was funny! Worst of all, he did it in front of his friends, the cool girls, AND MY PARENTS! Sux 4 me!
OMG! I was at the beach with my school today and when I got inside the water my bikini fell off and flew right next to my crush! He was like ewww and then I had to go out of the water NAKED to go get it! EXTREMELY EMBARRASSING! Sux 4 me!
OMG! I was wearing my new skirt to school and I went to the bathroom at lunch. I went outside to meet my friends afterwards and we were walking around and all of the sudden people started laughing and pointing. I could hear people saying "I can see your underwear!" ! I turned around and seen that my underwear was tucked inside my skirt! I had been walking around like that for 10 minutes for everyone to see! I was beyond humiliated. People still talk about it and laugh! Worst of all, my crush STILL talks about it and laughs whenever he sees me! Sux 4 me!
OMG! it was my birthday 6 days ago and it was my puppys birthday yesterday, and my whole family forgot it was my birthday! but i heard them talking about a surprise party so i got really excited! i went to take my puppy out for a walk. when i got home, everyone yelled "surprise!" i over exaggerated and yelled "THANK YOU EVERYONE! this is the best day of my life!" everyone looked at me wierdly like i was crazy. then my sister announced this was my puppys birthday party! worst of all, no one has a clue it was my birthday 6 days ago, STILL! sux 4 me!
OMG! Once I was kissing a boy but I peed my pants! SUX 4 ME!
OMG!!! I was standing in the middle of the hallway and my crush was about to ask me out when all of a sudden i farted and he made an excuse saying he had to go talk to his teacher!!! SUX 4 ME!!
OMG! Today I was in the public restroom (for both boys and girls) and I let out a big dump, with some farts added in as well. When I got out I saw my boyfriend and my best friend KISSING! SUX 4 ME!
OMG! Today is my birthday and I was looking for my birthday present my parents hid in the house. When I finally found it, it dropped onto the floor and I heard a big crash. Turns out my mom bought me an iPad but now it's BROKEN! SUX 4 ME!
OMG! Today I went to the store looking like a HUGE mess and my crush saw me! And worst of all when I went to talk to him he made an excuse to go buy detergent. Come on! What guy buys DETERGENT? SUX 4 ME!
OMG! So I was writing in my diary about every little detail about my crush. I left my diary to go wash my hands and then my CRUSH READ EVERYTHING I PUT. When I came back, he confessed he used to like me until he realized I was a creep-stalker! Sux 4 ME!!
OMG! So I was drinking coca-cola at lunch when a gross lump touched my tongue. I spit it RIGHT out, gagged, and realized it was a FLY in my coke!! I then THREW UP! And guess who put the fly in my drink? MY CRUSH!! SUX 4 ME!
OMG! So my so called "friends" had a sleepover with me and then LOCKED ME UP in a closet and threatened me to announce my crush to the world through video...and they would upload it to YouTube! And they DID! EVERYONE SAW! And the worst part was that there was SPINACH in my teeth! Sux 4 me!!
OMG! So I ate some bad sushi for dinner last night and in the middle of class I REALLY had to go use the rest room--all of a sudden! I begged the teacher to let me go, and when she finally said yes I RAN out but on the way I pooped myself! And my CRUSH WAS STANDING RIGHT THERE! SUX 4 ME!!
OMG! sO LAST Night I got a call from my crush and he wanted to go out with me!! I was SO happy! The next day at school I walked up to him and kissed him on the lips. He slimed it off, looking at me like I was stupid. Turns out it was a prank call!! SUX 4 ME!